It's awful bad luck to bring a woman aboard the ship.""It's awful worse luck not to. - Johnny Depp
If you ever have to choose between loving two people, always pick the second. If you really loved the first, you wouldn't have fallen in love with the second. - Johnny Depp
I always felt like I was meant to have been born in another era, another time. - Johnny Depp
She's kind of a walking poem, she's this perfect beauty...but at the same time very deep, very smart. - Johnny Depp
If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them. - Johnny Depp
My body is my journal, and my tattoos are my story. - Johnny Depp
I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face. - Johnny Depp
One of the greatest pieces of advice I’ve ever gotten in my life was from my mom. When I was a little kid there was a kid who was bugging me at school and she said Okay, I’m gonna tell you what to do. If the kid’s bugging you and puts his hands on you; you pick up the nearest rock... - Johnny Depp
Growing old is unavoidable, but never growing up is possible. I believe you can retain certain things from your childhood if you protect them - certain traits, certain places where you don’t let the world go. - Johnny Depp
Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all - Johnny Depp
Now, bring me that horizon. - Johnny Depp
People say I make strange choices, but they’re not strange for me. My sickness is that I’m fascinated by human behavior, by what’s underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people. - Johnny Depp
Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp
if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second. - Johnny Depp
Over the years all these vampire movies have come out and nobody looks like a vampire anymore. - Johnny Depp
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants. - Johnny Depp
With every part you act, there must be a little of yourself in it. If there isn't, it's not acting. It's lying. - Johnny Depp
When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit. - Johnny Depp
A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. - Johnny Depp
I was ecstatic when they re-named "French fries" as "freedom fries." Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots. - Johnny Depp
Just keep moving forward and don't give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you. - Johnny Depp
You gotta be careful: don't say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever. - Johnny Depp
Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp